Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids
looks more like an orgy
someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are you serious
the nerve of some people
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IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK
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Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s
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jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
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This is my favorite video of all time
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1.get really nice arms
2. get tattoo on really nice arms
3. use tattoo as motivation to keep really nice arms
Read a post recently on the difference between poster art and DVD cover art. In that light, I thought I’d share some of my favorite movie posters from Disney Animated Canon. When the piece you use to represent an artistic achievement is a work of art in its’ own right, you have something truly special on your hands.
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A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?– Mark Twain (via offyourisland)
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